afternoonflowers:

scleramotif:

first of all WHO is asking this second why did they say jake gyllenhaal and not jack twist

oriocookie:

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

abigail:

girls when their favourite jacket is no longer seasonally weather appropriate to wear

froody:

froody:

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

tupacabra:

snailtongue:

sketiana:

sketiana:

theres 25+ year olds out here going to online word wars for a woman that sings this in 2022 ill never understand it ill never take you seriously either

you coulda locked me in a room for two months to come up with lyrics to edit in for a joke about her writing and i wouldnt have been able to come up with anything nearly as vapid and terminally lame as this

powerburial:

Welp, methinks thats enough internet for today

- me after watching a deepfake of myself being tortured for 6 hours

coughloop:

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe’s chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy’s thick russet potato dip shit skull

liifeintechniicolour:

soulsistrin:

heatandapathy:

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

curseworm:

ok but seriously why is “much older internet friend uses you as their personal suicide hotline” such a universal experience for kids on the internet. fyi for any kids/teens following me if an adult tries to make you be their therapist just flat out block them you dont have to explain yourself or try to reason with them and ur not responsible for their mental well-being. just block them